I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
Sometimes I just miss these four so, so much.
Mickie, what are you looking at? You’re acting more like Jack than Jack is.
"I know Rose left me for him, but I can’t blame her, he do got a nice ass"
How to convert someone…..just take the remote and lock the TV on the channel
This is perfect.
Whoever made this, I love you. You gave me the closure I needed
C R Y I N G
#when spiderman is deadpool for a moment
#Spiderman breaks the fourth wall a lot too # Its just Deadpool doesn’t HAVE a fourth wall
HES NOT BREAKING THE FOURTH FUCKING WALL HES TALKING TO THE CAR THEIF HE JUST WEBBED IN THE NUTS
Via The Eagle's Nest
I love how people obviously forget that the onion is pure 100% sarchasm.
Ha. A Power Strip. Give a girl three cans of redbull then have her give you a strip tease. Most intense strip tease ever.
And I was thinking it was an arm all this time
This picture has ruined my life
If the control room scene in Jurassic Park didn’t make it clear enough to you that velociraptors are motherfucking Cirque du Soleil contortionists, I feel bad for you son.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK ITS HIS ARM????
I expect the confusion comes from the fact that not everyone is familiar with basic dromaeosaurid biology, and that human beings don’t often thoughtfully stroke their chins with their toes.